Immortal Demon from Another Realm: Episode 2 - Jazz Hands

SCENE 1: [ext.] - Garden

RAKSHI: If only I could find the coordinates...I can't even imagine how I could have ended up here...

RAKSHI: I just have to concentrate...get a fix on it...

RAKSHI: Just...feel it...

RAKSHI: - What?!

RAKSHI: What is it you want, human girl? How is anyone ever supposed to know if you don't speak?
What? Play?
RAKSHI: No you stupid human girl, I do not want to play!

RAKSHI: I am no mortal child, I am the immortal wolf demon! I am engaged in serious work!

RAKSHI: There is much I have do - I have no time to play with you if I am ever to find my way!

RAKSHI: Honestly, humans are so preposterous - play, indeed. I can't believe I was interrupted by such a pithy matter - I was so close!

RAKSHI: I was almost - I - I am being attacked by a giant squid. I AM BEING ATTACKED BY A GIANT SQUID WHAT IS GOING ON IN THIS NEIGHBOURHOOD



SCENE 2: [int.] - Living Room

SEISHUROU: You're back early. Where's the tiny goth?

The door SLAMS.
SEISHUROU: Oh, yes. I see.

RAKSHI: I. Was. Attacked. By. A. Giant. Squid.

SEISHUROU: Oh. Him. Probably just meant to say hi. Friendly guy. Comes and goes.

CUT TO FLASHBACK:
SEISHUROU: [voiceover] A dab hand at decorating Christmas trees, though.

CUT BACK:
SEISHUROU: Ten tentacles, see? Ha! TENtacles!

SEISHUROU: Ten-tacles, geddit?

SEISHUROU: OH GOD NOT AGAIN

SEISHUROU: SERIOUSLY WHAT IS WRONG WITH THE TINY GOTH


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