Rumiko Nadajima-san says...
'Warning(s):Crazed fangirl-nosebleed alert! A little OOC...
Disclaimer(S):Slam Dunk belongs to Mr Inoue Takehiko. Singapore landmarks belong to the Singapore. The song, "Love is in the Air" belongs to Milk & Sugar.
Notes:Just wanted to experiment what would happen if I put the SD boys in some of the lesser known romantic spots in Singapore. The lyrics might be a little wrong. Dedicated to Djinn, the FujiHana no Gakusha/Miko. Does this count as a FujiHana? I got this idea in the shower(again). I ought to put writing paper and pens in there...'
Love is in the Air
by Rumiko Nadajima
Location 1-Botanical Gardens
Bez sighed as she shifted the weight of her camera from one shoulder to the other. She had just been, ahem, "gathering some material" for her fics at the Kainan gym. Unfortunately, she had unceremoniously been thrown out by a suspicious Maki who thought she was a spy for Shohoku. It didn't help matters that she was wearing some of her newly-bought Chinese New Year clothes.
Now, she was stuck with recording tourists at the Botanical Gardens. Not that there were many. Yawning, she decided to sing a song.
Bez:"Love is in the air, everywhere I look around."*crack*"Huh?"*rustle*
Bez followed the source of the sound to the middle of the hedge maze, where she found...
...two very familiar looking basketball players.
Bez:*still singing*"Love is in the air, every sight and every sound."
*kiss*
*moan*
"Kenji..."
*groan*
Bez:*sweatdrops as Shoyo jersey no.5 comes flying over her head*"Not those kind of sights and sounds! Hmm..."*eyes camera and ducks as Shoyo jersey no.4 is flung over her head instead*
The two continue stripping off articles of clothing, unaware of a camera hidden behind the bushes, recording their every move.
Bez:"And I don't know if I'm being foolish, don't know if I'm being wise, but it's something that I must believe in, and it's there when I look in your eyes."*chuckles*"More like, 'it's where all the money lies'."*thinks of how much the Babble girls would pay for this*
Hanagata:"Hey, what's that little red light over there?"*points in Bez's direction*
Fujima:*looks closely*"Yikes! It's one of those crazy fangirls! In fact, I think she's Bez, one of the FujiHana no Seishis/Seitos. Get away from us!"*throws a well-placed trainer that hits Bez's head*
Hanagata:"Awwww, isn't that sweet? Someone supports us!"*pats the spiral-eyed Bez on the head*
Fujima:*jealous*"Hmph. Still, she should respect our privacy."*boots Bez out of the hedge maze*
Location 2-Siloso Beach(Sentosa)
Bez holds her aching back while she makes her way to Siloso Beach. Bored again, she picks up where she left off.
Bez:"Love is in the air, in the whisper of the trees. Love is in the air, in the thunder of the seas."
*shriek*"AKIRAAAAAAA! LET ME GOOOOOOO!
Bez:"Akira?"*dives behind a rock and peeks around it*
Bez sees a happily grinning Sendoh, dragging a protesting Koshino by the legs to the water edge. Koshino desperately tries to cling to the sand, but only succeeds in making claw-like marks. By the time he touches the water, he's too weak to fight back. Sendoh takes advantage of the situation and straddles the helpless Koshino.
*smooch*
"Stop kissing my neck!"
*smooch smooch*
"Hey, who's that?"*points to a drooling Bez*
Sendoh:*notices camera*Oh good! I hope you're taking all this down. Send me a copy, will you?"
Bez:*nods dumbly*"Shouldn't you two clean up first?"*points at Sendoh and Koshino, who are both covered with a muddy mixture of sand and sea-water*
Sendoh:*brightens*"Why, thank you! You just gave me a fabulous idea!"*turns to Koshino*"Come on Hiro-kun, let's head back to the chalet and shower. I'm sure you won't mind if we do it together. Oh, you can stay the night if you want-but there's only one bed."*grins and flings Koshino over his shoulder*
Bez runs behind Sendoh and records as Koshino struggles.
Koshino:*screams*"HENTAI! BOTH OF YOU!"
Bez:"And I don't know without just reason, don't know if I'm insane, but it's something that I must believe in, and it's there when you call out my name."*wonders if she herself is mentally stable*
Location 3-The Chalet
Bez loses sight of Sendoh when he turns the corner. When she reaches the corner, Sendoh has disappeared into one of the many rooms-but which one?
Bez:"Love is in the air, love is in the air, oh-woah-woah, oh-woah-woah..."*hears footsteps and runs into the nearest room*
Bez makes her way to the bedroom. She notices a basketball in the corner. She hears the footsteps approaching and hides under the nearest thing-the bed. She can't see anything, save two pairs of sneaker-clad feet and two gym bags placed on the floor. She forgets all about her camera, which is still recording away.
(Now from Bez's point of view(and hearing))
Voice:"Oi, kitsune, what's so special that you have to get a room in the chalet?"
2nd Voice:"Do'aho. It's Valentine's Day."
*click is heard and music fills the room*
(In Reality)
Bez plays her CD and starts singing "Love is in the Air" while hoping they don't figure out that the radio is unplugged.
(Bez's POV)
Voice #1:"Teme Kitsune!"
Voice #2:"Do'aho."*Bez feels bed move due to someone sitting on it*
Voice #1:"You'll pay for that!"*springs bounce*
(In Reality)
Bez sticks her head out and sees a mass of arms and feet. She wisely decides to retreat to the safety of the underside of the bed.
(Bez's POV)
*click*
Voice #1:"Huh? AHHHHHHH! Remove these hand cuffs at once, Kitsune!"
Voice #2:"Why?"
*snort is heard*
Music:"Love is in the air, from the rising of the sun. Love is in the air, when the day is nearly done."
Voice #2:"We can do this all day and all night if you want, Hana."
Music:"And I don't know if you're an illusion, don't know if what I see is true, but it's something that I must believe in, and it's there when I reach out for you."
Voice #1:"You...Hentai! Just like that stupid Smiley Sendoh!"
*footsteps, followed by a 3rd voice*
Voice #3:"You called? Hey, Hana-kun, want a threesome? Hiro-kun's here. Hey, what's that?"
(In Reality)
Bez feels herself being pulled out from under the bed. She comes face-to-face with an ever-grinning Sendoh, an ever-emotionless Rukawa and a not-very-often-subdued Sakuragi.
Bez:*gulps*"Erm, hi?"
Sendoh:"Hey, nice song! Come sing for me and Hiro-kun!"*drags Bez to the door*"Oh, by the way, Rukawa, how come you're not using your locker room?"
Rukawa:"Someone else was using it."*nosebleeds at thought of a certain fic*
Sendoh:"What?"*Bez slips away while he's confused*
(Over in the Shohoku Locker Room)
*grunt*"Sashi-kun?"
*kiss*"Hmm?"
*groan*"How did you manage to get the locker room available?"
*nibble*"Well, Min-kun, let's just say I bid for it."
(Outside the Gym)
A girl, with black hair and black eyes, can be seen leaving the gym, laughing evilly while counting several bundles of cash. She hops onto her bicycle, the basket crammed full with videotapes, and cycles towards the direction of the Babble Club.
END
Rumiko Nadajima-san says...
'Hope you all enjoyed this! C&Cs, please!'